Meet
The
Family
We graciously present our esteemed family of goats. With Rupert at the helm, this is likely to be the most interesting, alluring, and very definitely the most curious family you shall ever meet. Whilst their heritage is anchored at the Victorian era, their existence in today’s modern world is all the more intriguing. As with most infamous families, their backstory is as interesting as their own individual charactieristics.
Meet
Rupert
Rupert, who also goes by the name of ‘The Staggering Goat’ is seen as the patriarch of the family. Although he keeps himself to himself, his stately presence, and sharp appearance is difficult to ignore. Although Rupert is modest, he certainly leaves a lasting impression wherever he goes, and this makes him all the more enigmatic.
Rupert loves the finer things in life, and believes good taste is the result of patience and provenance.
Meet
Marjorie
Marjorie, who also goes by the name of ‘The Hazy Goat’ is heralded as the matriarch of the goat family. Yet, there’s something very mysterious about Marjorie and when you meet her for the first time, she instantly has you under her spell. With her alluring demeanour, Marjorie is both vivacious and provocative in equal measure.
Marjorie believes that fascination and intrigue are the key to making great acquaintances and long lasting friendships.
Meet
Murphy
In all families there are individuals who like nothing more than keeping out of the limelight – presenting Murphy. To some, Murphy can almost appear aloof, but in truth he is shy and avoids attention and fuss at all times. Murphy isn’t one for the unexpected, which is why you will often find him nestled in familiar company.
If you’re looking for a quiet place to enjoy the understated things in life, Murphy will probably already be there.
Meet
Nigel
Here we meet the most convivial member of the family. Nigel is eminently likeable, and you’ll find him speaking about his many fables holding court to everyone and anyone who will listen. No matter the subject matter, Nigel has no set agenda. He’s agreeable, inoffensive and above all, jolly good company.
As the saying goes “everyone needs a Nigel in their life”.
Meet
Clarence
Clarence is quite the enigma, in more ways than one. They are seen as the most virtuous of the family, yet he has a strong sense of adventure. For Clarence, the best path is a righteous path, and they believe that no matter our journey, we find everything we want when it is pure and wholesome.
It’s very difficult to ignore what Clarence stands for, and their pursuit of clarity and mindfulness is fast becoming a place where we can all belong.
